So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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