So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
he puts the penis in happiness.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
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When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
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