No, drunk sperm still make babies.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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