Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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