She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
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just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
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I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
The convent might be a nice break from real life
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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