all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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