He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
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OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
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I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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