Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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