I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
