Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
be right there i have to get my cape
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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