Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
foreskin is a definite game changer
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Randomize
