But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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