I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I love you.
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