So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I have fence marks all over my body
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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