I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
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Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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