Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
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Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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