I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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