you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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