I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Randomize
