Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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