During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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