I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
