is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I made him laugh his dick is mine
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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