its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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