Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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