Sober January is a disaster.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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