I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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