in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Randomize
