He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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