1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
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Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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