Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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