Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
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Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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