On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
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It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
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I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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