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go home
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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