That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Two words: nipple clamps
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