I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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