I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
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I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
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Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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