1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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