So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
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you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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