careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
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I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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