There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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