hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
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i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
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Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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