I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
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I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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