she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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