Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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