Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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