seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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