You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
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His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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