i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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