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go home
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Life without a bra equals bliss.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
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