I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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