Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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