look no pants
He is an equal opportunity slut.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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