Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
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